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Old Sep 19, 2005, 11:37 PM // 23:37   #4361
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Then again, if they fire me, who's going to take calls from perverts complaining about their bills?
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39   #4362
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someone else?
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39   #4363
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #4364
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Happy Halloween SOT!!! I might be a pirate, argghhhghg.
How did you get a picture of my mother!!!???
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #4365
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I sent it to him.
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #4366
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I'm going home now. BBL.
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #4367
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SOT, you know how to make a man say: "...What the hell?"
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #4368
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dod gamnit!
you people all have interesting jobs...


I hate being stuck as a fricking script bunny...
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 01:55 AM // 01:55   #4369
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well, i am sure they do..
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #4370
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dod gamnit!
you people all have interesting jobs...


I hate being stuck as a fricking script bunny...
School is an interesting job?!?!?!
Well, yeah. I guess it is...

You're new...
WELLLDLDLLDOCOMMMEME N0FDIAISIRESZXERS)WE0!!!

And whats a script bunny?
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 01:58 AM // 01:58   #4371
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hey walk the plank argh
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #4372
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I worked at a rental store (like hertz) heavy equipment
someone drove a rototiller thru wet cement and didn't bother to clean it the conversation that followed
me: I'm sorry sir this machine is no longer usable
him: didn't my insurance cover it
me: you did not take the insurance
him: yes I did
me: sir you signed right here to waive the insurance
him: well cant you chip it away
me: my mechanic says the machine is inoperable and it is cheaper to replace than fix
him: your mechanic is a fing retard and wouldn't know a wrench if I hit him with it
mechanic(also owner of the company): sir you ran the machine like this and distroyed the tines as well as the gearbox we are not equiped to repair it and we will charge you a reduced price due to the age of the machine(about 200 hours on it 5 weeks of work)
him: f you you can't charge me for this I will call my lawyer
boss: I'll take you to the complaints department then
him: ok
boss opens front door lets customer thru closes and locks door and waves
him:You (lots of cussing and screaming)
boss: sir I must ask you to Leave
him:f you hippies
boss: I will call the cops
him:f you go ahead they can't fing touch me
boss calls cops
cops arrive
man yells at cops till he is handcuffed
man is charged $1500 (about half the price of a new machine)

Lol, thats awsome
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 02:57 AM // 02:57   #4373
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I noticed girls get custom names...
Just a thought.

And join that Tetris Tournament. It calls to all of you!!!
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #4374
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #4375
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Another funny from SOT...

I like lobster... but why is it smiling? It's in a pot!
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #4376
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Alright boys I'm only 55k away from my next pointless set of 60k armor that I want.

Donate to me, ok? Yeah!!!!!!!
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #4377
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Ok, I'm home.

I /could/ give you some of those ecto/shards/rubies/sapphires I've been stockpiling. I dunno though.. my guild stockpile is (I hold my guilds assets in my RPG account that I only use to farm):

391 Ectoplasm
211 Shards
143 Rubies
94 Sapphires.
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #4378
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I'm only 35k away from my ele 15k armor. It's the last 15k armor I need ((3rd RP character).
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #4379
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Holy shit, how come I've never had that much stuff or money?! Well, I did once, but next time I'll learn NOT to give away 200k in Ascalon, never been the same since...

Now only 54.8k away from the armor!
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #4380
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That's in addition to the 1M gold we have at the Agent. I mean come on. 8 RPG characters contributing to one stash? We're serious about currency

This is one reason that we need guild stashes :/
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